Zink's Hizzy

A comparison of my kitchen when I first purchased my house and now:





The amount of time, effort, and money? Um, yea... doesn't matter because it was totally worth it!

Finally, I can follow up my original kitchen floor post. In case you're not up to speed, I ripped up my old kitcen floor about a month ago, after a very long battle, only to find that it was concealing a horrid layer of linoleum. Luckily, the linoleum was a total pushover, and I had him out of there in no time.

So, after days of strenuous work, I present to you my new kitchen floor. I had originally planned on putting down ceramic, but I decided against it at the last minute and went with a Pergo floating floor. (It was going to be far less work than ceramic.)

It seems as though I have an arch-nemesis or player hater of sorts...

Juanler has luanched the KevinStink's blog.

What a bastard... you launch a blog whose specific intent is to bash me?

Rest assured, dude, you'll be getting a piece of my mind and probably a piece of my overpowering fists.

For all you spectaters, keep an eye on the Juanler vs Cal category for further proof that I own Juanler in all aspects of life. Except at being gay - he's totally the master of being gay.

I ran across this personality test the other day at Personal DNA and I had to try it out.

You go through a series of random questions and when you're done it spits out an image that represents your various qualities and their levels. If you hover over each box it tells you what they are. The boxes on the top left are your greatest attributes and on the bottom right are your smallest.



I'm very unhappy with my results. I mean, I have slightly low femininity when I should have absolutely no femininity.

So, I set myself a goal; here's what I want my personal DNA image to look like 6 months from now.



To kick start my campaign, I now take anabolic steroids 5 times a day, I wear flannel at all times, and I eat slabs of iron.

In addition, my friend Juanler has taken me under his wing. Check out Juanler's Myspace - he's been a real inspiration to me. Under his tutelage, there's no way I can fail!

I decided, after months of consideration, to make a Myspace.com account. Mainly to plug myself into the online social community.

Here's the link: Kevzink!

Got a new painting up finally.

What do you guys think? I like it; it's like abstract and boxy or something.


I've been told before that I'm good at art and that I'm very talented with my hands. I like to think this painting validates those claims.



I mean.... I clicked like 5 times on ebay to get this shipped to my front door!

Today, I drove to Menards, my most favored home improvement store, to get some stuff for the house.

I bought a load of baseboards for my kitchen. I had to rip up the old baseboards in the kitchen on account of the new floor (pics of the new floor will be posted soon).

I got something close to 30 boards and roll them out to my 2-door Pontiac Grand Am, only to realize that I'm a jackass for thinking I could transport all of this wood in my car.

Nevertheless, with a little pluck, moxy, and grit, I managed to fit it all in.

I was looking through some of my old photo archives and I stumbled across some unpublished images. Their contents are horrible, absurb, and disturbing.


Whoever or whatever this freakish thing is, is violating my sword and shield.

I've already contacted the authorities. They asked me if I had anyone who might want to "get payback." I pay my bills on time, I don't owe people money, I even give my mailman a friendly "Yo, Maildude!" whenever I see him. I can't think of anyone who hates me badly enough to do something this vile.

I want to know why this person defiled my sword and shield, and, more importantly, who this person is.

If you can help identify this man, person, or thing--whatever it is--that has defiled my sword and shield, please contact me.

I'll reward anyone who has information regarding this hanus crime with a free pair of my modern worker's glasses.

From the latest in modern eyewear technologies, I present to you a prototype of the modern office worker's glasses.